Are you ready for my first Cambodia inspired joke!?

So Keda and I were enjoying the neon delights of Siem Reap's tourist bars last night and young Keda got herself rather inebriated....

This morning upon waking she asked me 'How did I get home last night?' to which I promptly replied,

'Don't worry Keda, I tuk tuk you home'

*Keda would like me to remind you this is a joke - all characters are fictional, all scenes entirely whimsical, any similarity you think this may bear to real-life experiences are ENTIRELY FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION!